Festival Edition – Why you should join us in Croatia instead

We are over this whole winter thing and already counting down the days till summer so we have pulled together a few vital reasons of why you should ditch the festivals in the UK and join us on the beach instead this coming summer. Going off experience I can truly say you wont regret it. The rise of Croatia as one of Europe’s hottest festival destinations has been meteoric in recent years… so why deny yourself of what could be your best summer yet.

– Croatia’s hits around 23 degrees in summer…
Being cold and dancing in the rain is never jokes. Ever. No matter how much you convince yourself it will be. You can’t feel your face and you want your bed… and mum.  Why risk the British weather when you could be here instead:

Do you want to sleep in a tent? Really?
Your tent will blow away and when you find it you will sit in it wondering what you could have bought with that £200 instead. Your back will hurt as you lost your roll mat for your sleeping bag. Or just didn’t bring one because … who owns a sleeping bag?

…Did we mention we have villas and apartments waiting for you in sunny Croatia – ill just leave this link here for you

You can’t show off your best festival fashion game
Stay in the UK and you end up wearing the same outfit – no one will see that £80 cat suit you bought as you haven’t taken your jumper off since arriving. And lets be honest, where are you going to wear that outfit again. Pull out your best summer get up, throw it in a suitcase and we will see you out there for the best-dressed award. No mankinis.

Sleeping is cheating.
Be prepared for minimal sleep for what seems like the whole of the festival talking loudly right outside your tent until 6am with nothing interesting to say. No John from Croydon, no one wants to hear it… Plus watching the sunrise over the mountains is an essential part of any Croatia festival.

No Tan.
You will leave looking awful – without a doubt and without a tan. Crawling home trying to convince yourself you actually had a decent time. No showers and do we even have to mention the loos?

It isn’t the beach. Basically.
There’s a lot of mud. A lot. And definitely a long way away from what could have been a festival holiday on a beach with miles of crystal clear water to jump in and cool off. In fact, it’s so far from that it’s basically the polar opposite…you know it makes sense.

So forget jumping around in the rain and watch the sunrise on the beach with a cold drink in hand, listening to the lush sounds of the waves lapping over a serious sound system blasting out your favorite tracks.

Book your festival accommodation here and thank me later. Or buy me a drink when we get out there.

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